darkchef:

Bacon and Eggs Over Asparagus

INGREDIENTS

• 8 slice(s) bacon
• 1 pound(s) asparagus spears, trimmed
• 1/2 teaspoon(s) fresh thyme leaves, chopped
• Salt
• Pepper
• 8 large eggs
• 3 tablespoon(s) packed fresh flat-leaf parsley leaves, chopped
• 1 tablespoon(s) fresh dill, chopped

---

Directions

1. Preheat oven to 475 degrees F. In 18 inch by 12 inch jelly-roll pan, arrange bacon slices in single layer, spacing 1/4 inch apart. Roast 8 to 9 minutes or until browned and crisp. Transfer to paper-towel-lined plate; set aside. Drain and discard excess bacon fat in pan, leaving thin film of fat.
2. Add asparagus to pan in single layer. Roll in fat until evenly coated. Arrange in tight single layer, with bottoms of spears touching one long side of pan. Sprinkle thyme and 1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper on asparagus. Roast 8 to 10 minutes or until asparagus spears are tender and browned.
3. Carefully crack eggs, without breaking yolks, directly onto asparagus spears, staggering if necessary and spacing 1/4 inch apart. Carefully return pan to oven. Roast 5 to 6 minutes or until whites are just set and yolks are still runny. Sprinkle 1/8 teaspoon salt and 1/8 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper on eggs. Return bacon to pan; sprinkle eggs and asparagus with parsley and dill. To serve, use wide spatula to transfer to serving plates.

robot-heart:

(by macarena bravo)

filmsfoodandphotos:

Solo Cups: Knowledge

I was curious about the lines on solo cups the other weekend and learned something amazing. This information should be taught in an intro class to all high schoolers and college students. 

It turns out that the lines of the solo cup allows you to measure out a shot, a glass of wine, and a beer. This would have been ridiculously helpful during my partying years!

(via mack-bliss)

Eveline Tarunadjaja

(Source: gaksdesigns, via acidic-mindlessness)

(via sexiestfoods)

(Source: gifnation.net, via fuckyeahskinnybitch)

twentysixesperanza:

Draco Malfoy meets Sweet Tooth.

(via redvinesandfishcustard)

(Source: throwyourdiemondsinthesky, via redvinesandfishcustard)

(Source: g0atman, via downatsealevel)

keep-calm-get-healthy:

Bubbles is so cute lol

buttercup look like Hitler 

oh my fucking god im dying

oh my GOD

omg

buttercup looks like Hitler 

I CANT BREATHE

MEIN DIAPER IST POOPY

I’m now doing that silent laugh where you’re just sitting there shaking and unable to breathe.

(Source: giifsdisney)

#what if you could just summon chelsea handler whenever someone is a douche to you? #it’d be like the state farm jingle. and she’d just like fucking appear out of no where #and just start slinging insults everywhere #and it wouldnt even matter if she insulted you in the process #because she’s chelsea fucking handler #bitch. #anyways #relevant tags: #chelsea handler #spirit animal number two

(tags compliments of behindthebitchface) 

(Source: youjustinspiredme, via behindthebitchface)

gimmie some large ass avocados 

(Source: lolinternets, via whiteboydelight)

robot-heart:

The girl who got tired of land and went back to the sea. (by bbabyshambles)

(via behindthebitchface)

for those who are lucky…. when they grow up they still do

(Source: e-uropean, via can-you-feeel-it)

heyfunniest:

an instagram

　

Laughter provides a good workout for the heart, so click here and laugh!!

(Source: gamurgirl)